Meeting Report Template: Because Who Needs Actual Productivity?
Meetings: where the most productive people in the company go to watch paint dry.
Fill in the blanks with your meeting details:
- Meeting Topic:
- Meeting Date:
- Attendees:
- Agenda:
- Notes:
Optional: add a photo of the meeting room with a cryptic, existential quote in the background:
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, add a video recording:
Or, if you're feeling extra extra fancy, write a poem about the meeting:
In the land of meetings, where time is a lie,
We gather 'round, with eyes half-closed tight,
Our minds numb, as the minutes tick by slow,
Like a never-ending stream, of pointless, hollow talk,
Where the only thing we accomplish is the art of sleep,
And, finally, add some links to other meetings: